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[protegge]

guido mista

hey hey, buongiorno what's up! leave me a message and i'll get back to you when i'm not asleep or whatever.

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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Comments

5/3 overflow; sato.

[protegge]

( from here )

Yeah, but you're weaker than me. So I'm rescuing you.

[He could at least soften the blow a little, but look, here he is. Not doing that.]

C'mon. [He grabs Sato by the arm and starts briskly dragging him away from the direction the voices were coming from.]

[starfruitfrog]

[He didn't sign up to get insulted??



...but at the same time, they're actually leaving right now so maybe it's not all bad. Sato decides to play along, even if he can't resist arguing...]

I never said I was weaker. [He just can't fight, that's all.]

[protegge]

Well why can't you fight? You should let somebody show you.

[Like him. Pick him. The guy who's just been rude and obnoxious to you? Yes.]

[starfruitfrog]

Because I never learned.

[........does this guy want to show him or something? Well, whatever will get them out of here faster...]

What, like you or something?

[protegge]

Yeah. I'm an awesome fighter.

[By which he basically means he's not dead yet. He's a decent fighter, but awesome is a serious stretch.]

Lemme show you sometime, or you'll get eaten by ghosts.

[starfruitfrog]

Is fighting actually effective against ghosts? [Aren't monks and the like usually weak against things like that?]

I feel like it would be more effective just to carry potions and revives that I could throw at them.

[protegge]

Sure, that's a place to start, but sometimes it doesn't work! Besides, if you're dealing with a poltergeist or something it's gonna throw shit at you, and if that happens you gotta--

[He mimes punching something flying towards him in midair. Probably? It's hard to say for sure.]

Keep that shit from hitting you.

[starfruitfrog]

You...could?

But wouldn't dodging make more sense?

[Because punching something out of the air sounds like it would hurt a lot.]

[protegge]

Nah, it'll just keep coming after you if you dodge it. You gotta incapacitate it.

[This almost halfway makes sense? What is happening.]

Or it'll possess you.

[And there it is.]

[starfruitfrog]

...Can poltergeists do that? I thought all they did was throw stuff.

[More importantly:]

You would hurt your hand if you kept punching things.