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[protegge]

[the chorus of blondie's CALL ME, sung extremely poorly but with great enthusiasm]

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[hxppythxughts]

YEAH
surprise?????? щ(゜ロ゜щ);;;

[protegge]

surprise!!!

wait are you really a princess then >:0

[That's the stupidest—]

[hxppythxughts]

[THAT'S what he's asking???]

i still dont remember much but i dont think so??? (@ﾟﾍﾟ@)ゞ
i think thats just what u called me!
but someone did tell me i was dressed like a prince so actually maybe???

[protegge]

oh yeah u kinda were back when we danced
principessa huh

yeah ok im into that

i kinda thought we mightve been dating tbh cuz i keep thinking ur really pretty and remembering stuff
do u want to be dating? or are u grossed out

[hxppythxughts]

omggg ・:*(〃∇〃人)*:・ thats italian for princess right???

im not grossed out!!! ur rly cute and sweet!!! （*/∇＼*） and i mustve liked you a lot to do the magic thing we have so it makes sense!!!

[...except one part, which she is currently warring with herself over mentioning, so she. waits. on that part.]

[protegge]

[Cute and sweet??]

[doki]

yea it is. u know italian?

ok then i guess we're dating. idk about cute and sweet but ur definitely pretty incredible so im a lucky guy.

[Something about the mention of the Oath pings a thought, a memory, in the back of his mind, but it doesn't think this is the time to come forward. So it waits.]

sorry this is all kinda backwards tho
gotta get you some flowers
what kind of flowers do u like

[hxppythxughts]

[...does she know Italian???]

ummm i think only a lil bit sry!!! (^◇^；) i mustve been learning it!!!

gosh ur still being rly sweet (´,,•ω•,,)♡

i dont think any of it is backwards tho
if all that stuff happened before i think its more like starting a new book in the same series ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡
but u can still get me flowers if u want hehe
i like sunflowers!!! and these lilies that are orange??? (つ｡•́‿•̀｡)つ✿✿✿✿✿✿

[protegge]

ohhh
maybe i was teaching you!
i can teach you more if you want

ok uhh thats kind of a relief cuz looking at those texts i felt a little like a dirtbag
cuz we havent known each other that long (except we have but u know)
i like the idea of starting a new book in the same series cuz
there can be more books later right?
as many as we want

tiger lilies??? ok ill get u those
or as close as i can find around here anyway
there are a lot of flowers around here

[hxppythxughts]

ohhh yeah!!! yeah that makes sense u should def keep teaching me!!! o(≧∇≦o)
and we can write this new book together
and hopefully lots more books ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅

i cant remember what they were called... (⇀‸↼‶) but i remember i liked them bc they meant sth special!
so id be happy with any flowers you got me bc that already makes them special hehe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[Gross. But not as gross as:]

and dw about the texts
it was a little embarrassing at first but i wouldnt have sent them if i didnt rly like u and trust u
so its ok if u look at them i dont mind!

[protegge]

[His replies come a little slower now. Because . . . he is on a Flowerquest™.]

ok what kind of stuff do you wanna learn
it seems like you dont cuss so i wont teach you those
food maybe?

youre saying a lot of rly cute stuff
idk what i should say cuz i cant think of anything that cute
uh

i guess
i rly like and trust u too

[large dokis noticeable thru the oath. a little uncertainty, but mostly happiness and dokis.]

im glad its ok
im
probably gonna look at them ngl
ur really pretty
and u feel familiar
like
idk how to put it

[oh no]

loving u feels like something im used to
in a good way
something real comfortable

[oh NO]

[hxppythxughts]

yes yes yes i love food!!! u should def teach me food (∩❛ڡ❛∩)
and u should teach me some cute things i can call u too!!! (≧◡≦) ♡ like principessa but for a really handsome boy!!!

[She will not stop saying cute things, sorry.

The good news is that Mista manages to say something VERY cute when he stops trying so hard, and he can feel the emotional equivalent of Sayori getting the wind knocked out of her with dokis. Jesus Christ.

It takes her a second to remember words, and how to words.]

that was REALLY SUPER ROMANTIC AND CUTE so i dont think u ever need to worry about saying something cute enough for me (⋈◍＞◡＜◍)。✧♡
i feel the same way about you too
u feel safe... its rly nice (´;ω;｀)

[protegge]

idk ive never thought ab

[...]

[.....................]

ive never called a boy handsome before so ill have to think about it??? kinda embarrassing but ill figure it out
uh whats your fave food

[Heh. He knocked her out, huh? He feels pretty victorious about that, thanks.]

oh cool
i mean the saying romantic cute things and
the other thing

we probably went on dates right
like good ones
before we started you know

do u wanna go on a date

[you already fucking went on a date]

[hxppythxughts]

[............]

its kinda cute that u can send photos like that but ur embarrassed by handsome boy nicknames hehehe (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

[SAYORI]

my fav food is cookies!!! i like lots of sweets ヾ(≧▽≦*)
i bet we ate cookies on our dates before too (︶ᴗ︶)✧

[Or something. She feels like cookies were something important?]

tho we kind of already went on one didnt we??? when u asked me to dinner after we danced!!!
but id love to go on another one (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

[protegge]

[SCREAMS????????]

[ok the rest of this conversation is on hold for now,,]

BC IVE NEVER USED THEM BEFORE
ive obviously sent photos like that before cuz u have like a hundred pics of my ASS

[why is he under attack he has never done anything wrong probably]

[hxppythxughts]

[this is not discouraging her!!!]

i dont think it was a HUNDRED
maybe if i count the ones that werent of your butt (ಡωಡ)

[protegge]

oh my fucking god

[mista.exe has crashed]

ur lethal wtf
i must be a masochist
theres stuff ur embarrassed about and im gonna find it and tease the hell out of you

[hxppythxughts]

doesnt masochist mean u like it??? if u like it then its fine right? (っ˘ω˘ς )
u probably already know my stuff tho
u just need to remember it!!!

[protegge]

.............. i GUESS

[He does kind of like it. This is a fact he is realizing. Which is also embarrassing.]

its hard to remember rn cuz i AM embarrassed
but i will
so watch out

actually hold on

[Time . . . to spelunk into the DM history.]

[Some time later:]

so u get really embarrassed when i say nice things about u apparently
even tho i do it a lot?

[hxppythxughts]

[She'd hope that she didn't hurt his feelings, except she can feel that she hasn't. Which is comforting and weird but not weird at the same time.]

(•⌒‿⌒•)~♡♡♡♡♡♡

[But she does hold on. Patiently. Curiously. It's only fair!]

oh

[Oh.]

well
maybe i never got used to it!
probably cuz i never thought that stuff about myself??? ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ so its always like a surprise!!!

[Hey: that's depressing. But it also feels accurate, and Mista feels safe to say it to.]

[protegge]

[There is a long pause.]

[Mista's feelings are sort of messy and jumbled during this pause.]

[Then:]

can i kiss you when i get there

[hxppythxughts]

[Sometime into the pause, Sayori feels a prickle of nervousness. She almost messed things up with Monika; maybe she's gone and done it here? She should probably be more careful about what she says.

The nerves are summarily suffocated, of course, with some superficial distraction.

There's relief when he messages back. Relief and giddiness. Her face is very warm.]

omg ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡
yes pls
u can kiss me as much as you want!!! ( ˘ ³˘)♥

[protegge]

ok
i got the flowers so im on my way to you now
in the meantime uh

off the top of my head heres some nice things abt u

u make me smile a lot
ur really safe to talk to
and soft
pretty
good w words
good dancer
buff shoulders
good hair, its real fluffy
and u have a cute laugh

ill come up w more soon thats just what ive got for now

[hxppythxughts]

[oh no

oh NO

it's sayori's turn not to answer immediately this time. because she's dead. this is actually a million times more embarrassing than the nudes.]





wow
i love you so much

[that's where we landed, huh?]

[protegge]

[Wow. Doki doki indeed.]

aw i love you too babe

[. . .]

[Wait.]

does this count as saying i love you the first time or not
probably not right
i just dont wanna say it over text if its the first time
but we already did
before
a lot
so its fine right?

[hxppythxughts]

[She does not have a single brain cell to spare for this question because Mista just nuked them all into orbit thirty seconds ago. But she will try.]

dw i dont think this counts as the first time!!! this isnt the first book in the series!!!
but
u know

you kinda said you loved me earlier anyway (๑/)u(\๑)

[mr. loving u feels like something im used to, jesus]