protegge: art by <user name="knightofbunnies" site="tumblr.com"> (🔫 with anger & discontent)
guido "i cast zone of gun" mista ([personal profile] protegge) wrote 2020-08-29 06:13 am (UTC)

Oh yeah.

[Boy oh boy, he's grinning. This is the greatest gift he's ever come up with. This is the greatest gift anyone has ever come up with. He is the god of gift giving. Nailed it.]

The lady down at the stall saw me with the flowers and said she'd make me a better bouquet instead of the regular-shaped ones, so what am I gonna do, say no?

[Juggling the bouquets in his arms, he offers her the greasy and sugary one.]

Wanna eat a flower?

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