[you know how sometimes you try to fight a pirate and the pirate's got a goddamn universal cheat code of a sword, and all you've got is a universal embarrassment of a sword, and then you kind of fall off the face of the earth for two weeks while your mother from another universe was scolding you for getting possessed]
[it really is like that sometimes]
[anyway, hi Mista! here's a text after said two weeks:]
hi mom!
[it really is like that sometimes]
[anyway, hi Mista! here's a text after said two weeks:]
hey